I took my person for a walk twice today, and I think I may take him for one more short one this evening. My excitement for today was meeting a big brown dog this morning during one of our walks. Almost as exciting was eating a radio, which was good and crunchy. My person said something about how he used to wear it on his head, over his ears, and listen to other people talking or singing. I think I did him a favor by eating it though: he might have enjoyed listening to those other people, but there is no way he could look even a little bit normal wearing that thing on his head. I hope he appreciates how I am looking out for him already. How did he ever get along without me?
My person also watched some football with me today. I have never watched football before, but I had heard many good things about it. Well, I'm not really seeing what the excitement is all about. I guess I will let my person keep watching it, but I will stick with meeting big brown dogs and eating consumer electronics for my excitement.
Oh no, my person just walked into the room with another one of those radios. He had two of them? Admittedly, this one is a bit smaller and does not look quite as bad on his head as I think the other must have (before I ate it). Well, if it keeps him happy while I am taking him out for a walk, I guess it will be OK. I hope nobody I know takes their people out for walks in this neighborhood, too.
It is dinner time now, so I had better let my person know. As I wrote yesterday, he is a bit of a goofbag and, if I don't remind him to get my dinner, I might starve. That would be a bad thing.
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